IF 35>45 YOU MUST BE AN OU STUDENT

Lets see if the voters are Smarter Than A Fifth Grader. I gave a quiz to some 2nd and 3rd graders in my family and they all made an A+.

I would love to see Stoops reaction if the situation were reversed. He would be saying "how could there even be a debate about this?" Mack Brown is one cool cat. No way Stoopsy shows this much class and composure. Every year they say how the Red River Shootout is so important and frequently has BCS implications. Well if OU jumps Texas tomorrow they can just go ahead and cancel next years rivalry game cause they are telling you its not such a big deal. This would also make perfect sense to why there is no playoff system. They want to hand pick teams and play thier little chess game. This team is hot right now.... This is the matchup I would love to see.... Their uniforms are so pretty.... GET IT RIGHT MORONS!!!

Update Hot Off the Press

Tim "Ragin Cajun" Hebert was at the final table with 6 players left in the 1k main event at the Venetian. That was around 2 am this morning as I was playing at Shorty's getting updates from his buds on the phone. I get to hear these Tim updates every time I play. I hear his name in my sleep. The big baller probably took it down by now and is hanging at the Tao with celebs. I aint hatin, Tim is cool. Maybe I am a little jealous that I am not able to play in those deep stack tournaments. Like a poker legend I know says " this poker pro life is not as glamorous as it seems"
Wild Bill and Gene get off your asses and get the rest of the Tim story. I got you the lead and expect some commission.

Oh yea , this small timer has been on a tear booking 7 winning sessions in a row.(even wins at Harrahs) Tonight was a nice $1500 profit. Will get into some hand break downs next post and show you why Shorty's is the best game in the state.

I want to PUKE!

Nice drop of the easy pick Gideon. Fell in your arms like a feather. Game over! Good coverage on Crabtree, just try putting a hand up when the receiver puts his hands up to catch the ball! Oh yea and nice angle by the safety to just blow by him instead of making game saving tackle. Unreal how many times defenders where there to make play but didnt. 3rd down killers all game when dbs couldnt stick a hand out or dive at ball. I remember when I played defense If I had to dive to make a play on the ball I would DO IT! Maybe I was always diving cause I was slower and had too, I dont know ,but if you work that hard to be all over some receiver you can stretch out and hit the turf when the damn ball gets there!
Worse of all, you got 2nd and goal on 5 with 1:30 and ticking, and you run a play with 23 seconds left on play clock. I was watching in disbelief as they snapped the ball. Great coaching Mack!! Ya think those 23 ticks might of helped a bit???? They lost that game in the first half with all the drops and TD opportunity. Sucks because they really turned it around in second half and was making stops on defense.
Now cant wait to see how far they drop behind OU, WHO THEY BEAT!!! Or freakin USC who blows and has played NOBODY! That includes the Buckeyes. Its all Big 12 and SEC, and no other teams belong in BCS but maybe Penn and their first test would be in a national title game.

Things could have been worse this lovely saturday. My little Jack Russel Terrier nearly got smoked on the highway. 3 different times!! I just happen to walk to my front yard with cell to return Davey's text that I couldnt make the trip to the IP Classic. I see Opey crossing the private bridge following some kids, had no clue he got out the house. 2 cars had to hit their brakes as I watch helplessly while running to road. When I get to highway my dog is crossing back toward me on road when ,conveniently, an 18 wheeler hauling cargo and car in opposite lane are zeroed in on my retarded pooch. I stuck my hand out at 18 wheeler and grimaced as the little fucker casually trots across street. I really did not expect the truck to hit his brakes at this point . The car did slow down but my dog was in line for carnage with the truck. Well the trucker locks em up and starts a little skid. I think my dog just makes it, even if he doesn't hit his breaks. But at the time I didn't even know if the damn dog was going to stop in road or go back other way. It nearly caused a major accident, as I know, the driver had hell keeping that monster in his lane while in skid. I know drivers of big rigs usually smoke those small varmints for human safety. Next time I have a beer I'm giving a toast to that trucker. I failed to mention my 4 yr old daughter was watching this unfold across the bayou. Tex dodges a bad beat here. During one of my many mood swings watching Texas game, I contemplated kicking my dog a few feet. I would have told him it was for running in street.

This could be a rough sports weekend for me. The hobbled Cowboys play the overrated Giants. Maybe they are both overrated but the boys have enough excuses. Man I hate loudmouth Antonio Pierce and local blockhead Brandon Jacobs. Jacobs is a physical freak and as smart as box of rocks. I watched him a lot in high school and know people that were close to him.
Lets just say he had a lot of help just passing grade school. Guess I wouldn't mind all his smack talk if wasn't a division rival, but he does act like a thug after a play is over.